If I could I would. Oh yes indeedy, I can't resist. The cuteness is just too much! Oh how I would pretend to be Beatrix Potter, or Jann Brett, or or, I don't know, but have you ever? Really? Very low maintainence and cost, so I'm told. African Pygmy Hedgehodge needs a home in Boulder. $50 includes his home, water bowl, toys, and food. http://boulder.craigslist.org/pet/2097520685.html. Now, how to convince Santa??